Friday, 12 November 2010

Guest Blog: The Forecast for Pozdrowienia z Ursynowa

(my guest blogger today is renowned weather presenter for the BBC, Mr Tomasz Schafernaker)

Light blogging will continue throughout the day as a foggy head sweeps in from the Baltic, encouraged by the high levels of Tyskie and Soplica Wiśnówka we've seen in the last 24 hours. The morning's light frost caused by a severe case of empty wallet effect has slowly dissapated.

Strong to moderate feelings of nausea have given way to a significant build up of lemon tea coming in from the west and this is likely to continue as we move into Saturday.

Looking now at the next week or so for Pozdrowienia z Ursynowa, moderate blogging will resume over the weekend with “Paddy’s guide to the elections in Ursynów – Based Solely on the Campaign Posters” and “Cognitive Behavioural Therapy Explained” before seeing a significant slump as we encounter the meteorological phenomenon that is a Ryanair flight and a brief visit to the UK from Tuesday to Thursday next week. A severe blog blackout warning is in place for this period so be sure to wrap up warm and bring tissues.

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Thrilling stuff – thanks Tomasz! You are a hero to Anglo-Poles despite your recent embarrassment. I hope the stories about you getting the chop are not true.

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