Someone in the local delikatesy has been takin' liberties and has nibbled Father C’s hand off.
If you are that person or know anyone you believe is capable of performing such a dastardly deed, then get in touch with the PzU Security Team.
In the UK a rare eclipse of the moon took place, it briefly appeared red before returning to its cheese status. Makers of Edam deny all knowledge of the incident.
Finally, some supporting evidence from a friend’s facebook status that the UK’s drinking culture is getting out of hand: “nothing says Christmas Party Season in the City like little patches of sick all around Bank Station....” Incidences of vomiting suited persons spotted so far in Warsaw: 0.
If you look closely, it's a bit of his cape missing; his hands are together inside his sleeves. This was a bit disappointing, since I wanted to ask if this was a case of someone biting the hand that feeds, assuming Santa to be right handed.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder if any of the CCE (cakes, chocolates, etc) shaped like SSE (Santa, snowmen, etc) ever get home in one piece. They always seem to be in bits on display in the shops, so they can't survive a trip in a shopping bag.
OK well I suggest it's more like his arm that has gone since it's bitten part of the sleeve as well. Perhaps they thought it might be a "handy" bite size piece?
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